Sunday, November 29, 2009

Last Week of November

1.0 Pubbing
Very damaging week for my Wallet, 3 days of beer nights. I dont think i can keep up with it unless my wallet is as fat as my neighbours cat who sits in the house porch yawning everytime i pass by. Friday, which was a public holiday, was the day which gave my wallet the most damage, why? 10 Hours of beering is gonna give u heavy damage... But it was good to explore a new pub which was very entertaining, Singers, Singers and Magic show.... There was also a customer who helped to entertain the show, stealing the spotlight by balancing a glass of beer on his head.. Now thats not something you see everyday.

2.0 VFM
From now on i should manage my Wallet properly... plan and analyze 1st before spending, go for things that are VFM (Value For Money). If you pay for something expensive, make sure you get the best value out of it, and fully utilize whatever you are paying for!!

3.0 Improvising
Guess I should start getting my blog G'D up so i can get more traffic to flow into my blog... its gonna be a tough job as im not a good writer....

4.0 December
2009 is gonna end soon. 1 more month to go...
December's a good month, got a couple of pubhols (Public Holidays), many sales occuring, and most of all, I've took a long week off using annual leave. Thats good news as i get to spend and enjoy the final days of 2009 and welcoming 2010.

5.0 Permanent?
Tomorrow should be my last day of probation... Hope everythings goes well and I could be a permanent staff.. should get a pay rise... YAY!
If things dont go to well.... guess it wont be to bad for me as I admit I still have many things to learn in this company.. Especially the Industry which im not so familliar with yet!

Monday, October 26, 2009

My Ride Is My Pride / Exploration, Ice Girl and Library

1.0 My Ride is My Pride
Getting lazier and lazier to blog, anyway im here to blog about my Ride!
















Just a normal 1.5 Suzuki Swift with a different body kit. Nothing much to brag about, however! i've recently named my ride as Taylor. Reason why is because my car is a swift, if i name it Taylor, wont it be called Taylor Swift!?


I Think i gotta remove the Suzuki word and replace with a custom Taylor font! hahaha.....
























Looking good in Blue!

















She so beautiful with that down to earth look, just like my ride! lol J/K... So im gonna love my Ride from now on although it is slow, love it like how ppl love Taylor Swift!


2.0 Exploration, Ice Girl and Library
Aight to the next topic, I've recently went to an exploration, met someone i didnt expect to meet!!! The ice girl from my first exploration, what a co-incidence. So this exploration came to a successful conclusion.

After my exploration, went down to Library at e@curve to continue drinking with my colleague. Ordered 1/2 a pint of Tetley's Ale, the drink was nice but a bit pricey.... What surprised me was the crowd at Library, didnt expect that place to be full house! Its not to say that the drinks are cheap!!! I really wonder what attracts the crowd, could be the live band, could be the variety of beers, could be the atmosphere, but it dont matter (Using Dota-Fan-Man style to speak), because everyone goes there to chill!!!!!

Monday, October 12, 2009

PD Eagle Ranch BangWagon!

FR:
Overall Rating 6.5/10
C*bai mouth rating 10/10
Fun'ness 6/10
Beer Session 8/10
Activities 7/10
Time Spent 2/10
Food 6/10

Its a day trip after all... Limited time to play and enjoy, and most of all a good weekend to have some rest.

The first look of the resort was kind of nice, where we can see a basketball court cum futsal court, volleyball, paint-ball, swimming pool and go-kart track. Our room wasnt ready cleaning when we reach there what we did is what we usually do... lepak around chui sui-ing, cheebye mouthing, scaring ppl around etc. etc. After a while, Eric Aka. Hamtai was stung by a bee/hornet.. luckily it was not any of those insects in my previous blog post..

Our 1st activity of the day was go kart @ Extreme park, 5 minute drive away from eagle ranch . We started of with the batangs playing a free for all match for fun.. with no rankings or whatsoever. We went to our cars respectively and i was positioned last right behind Geero. It took a while for the marshal to start Geero's Slab so both of us ended up entering the track late.
Driving a go-kart was really fun, very fast and stable, but the worst part of this activity was when you are tailing behind other go-karts and the sand keeps flying in ur eyes. After we finished our 8 Laps (5 Laps actually), it was the "Chicks" turn. As usual girls tend to drive slower, except Shennie who eventualy finished 1st. Third round was for the Guys again, this time we race for ranking and facey. The winner was DW the GTI racer. He got lucky because I wore a giants helmet which keep on falling off.

After out go-kart session we went back to the resort to play volleyball, then we headed to the swimming pool to play dirty harry water polo (DW the kan hai), monkey and toss-people-into-the-swimming-pool. After that we went back to our rooms to get ourselves clean before dinner.

Our dinner was at some sea food restaurant. Overall the food was acceptable, except the "Lai Liu Ha" (Pissing Prawn) which was tasty. The amount that some of us ate was very imba, macam vacuum cleaner. This seafood dinner cost us 400, 22 per person.

After the dinner was the Beering session... cant really describe how was it like so i'll skip this part. After that we wanted to go to the beach but we werent allowed to because it was dangerous because it was too dark and there are ANJING LIARs around.

2nd day, another round of go-kart. But I was a spectator this time. After the go kart we headed towards seremban for lunch. Took us quite a while to reach there due to the election at Bagan Pinang, there were police and riot squads around the town due to the fight that occured earlier on. Once we reached seremban, we went to the Pasar to eat Beef Noodles.

Lastly, we were heading to buy the famous Seremban Siew Pao, but then our car (V7's Slab) lost the lead so we headed back to KL 1st.

Insect, Stings, Bites n a Real Man


This post was supposed to be done about a week ago, but just didn't have the time to get it done.. and finally here it is:

Im starting to get lazy to blog... Dont know why… Maybe nothing special happened recently.

I read a lot of news articles everyday as part of my job is to seek opportunities. After I finish reading business news, I would go on and read other news such as politics and general news. It was that day I came across an article about a family that was attacked by a swarm of hornets. Feel sorry for them. I was curious in studying bout hornets so I randomly went to Wikipedia to look for information bout hornets.

I came across this hornet which is the largest hornet in the world. The Asian Giant Hornet aka Vespa mandarinia, aka The Japanese hornet.


















I wouldn't wanna get sting by one of these.

This AGH is one of the deadliest insect according to this list:
http://listverse.com/2007/11/15/top-10-deadliest-insects/

Then later I was wondering which insect sting or bite is the most painful, and I came across this list

1.0 Sweat bee: Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.
1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet & reaching for the light switch.
1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
2.x Honey bee and European hornet: Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
3.0 Red harvester ant: Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.
3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic & burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
4.0 Pepsis wasp: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.
4.0+ Bullet ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.[3]


According to the list the Bullet ant (Paraponera) has the most painful sting, some says it is as painful as a bullet shot.

Holy F**K!!!! I'll Jizz in my pants if i see one of these!!!
















Some Facts (Wikipedia)
The pain caused by this insect's sting is purported to be greater than that of any other Hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt Sting Pain Index. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours".It is thought that the ant has evolved this way to ward off any predators who would normally unearth them

This Makes me feel sick:


Source: Wikipedia.

The Satere-Mawe people of Brazil use intentional bullet ant stings as part of their initiation rites to become a warrior.[3] The ants are first rendered unconscious by submerging them in a natural sedative and then hundreds of them are woven into a glove made out of leaves (which resembles a large oven mitt), stinger facing inward. When the ants regain consciousness, a boy slips the glove onto his hand. The goal of this initiation rite is to keep the glove on for a full ten minutes. When finished, the boy's hand and part of his arm are temporarily paralyzed because of the ant venom, and he may shake uncontrollably for days. The only "protection" provided is a coating of charcoal on the hands, supposedly to confuse the ants and inhibit their stinging. To fully complete the initiation, however, the boys must go through the ordeal a total of 20 times over the course of several months or even years.

I wouldn't want to mess with any Satere-Mawe "MAN"
Hello Kawan!

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Nothing Special

Nothing special to blog about.... erm... dont think i would blog anything to do with my work.

Lets see......

Yeah PD trips Coming end of the week. Looking forward to have some 1MB4 1337 G0sumin FUN..... Hopefully nothing goes wrong =D

Was thinking of something the whole day but i just cant remember what is it.. just cant get it out my head... zzzz

Looks like i need to engage in some activities to keep my blog active =)

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Codes & Stuff

Had a long rest on saturday night... approx 14 hours of sleep.... Finally the entire weeks lack of sleep was compensated.

Was kind of a good day as reinforcements bullets had arrive, this time including a better material. The nearly best of metal.

Tonight is rather like an adventure, or more like and exploring trip... although recommended by friend, it still a new place to us... Its categorized under PCP.. the entire area is full of NP,PCP, MKT, DHT, KT, SKP etc. etc. wow, really hard to make a decision but we still sticked to the plan.
Research, Explore, Conquer and Diversify like he does.















It fulfills 3 of 4 C's. Prehaps we are not familliar with the place yet.


FR:


Overall : 7.5/10

Performance S: 2/10

Performance D: 8/10

Performance C: 6.5/10

So far so good, had a good 1st impression

Key Activities:

1)Small Kid Dancing Happily (Damn lan tiu lo got some one)

2)Firemen Skills

3)The Ice That kills

4)The Ultimate Belt

5)Attraction Techniques



Quotes of the day:

1)You acted crazy, just like John Bee, being so lousy, anyway its happy.

2) I saw the super split and i jizzed on my pants.


Its good to plant some DA around... as imformation n knowledge is always power.. but on top of that... Always save a trump card... the best is a donald trump type ahahaha just kidding.

Lastly, observation skill must be strong as well.

Have a nice day to all, always bring an umbrella out with you, because the weather is unpredictable.

Come come Robert Langdon or Sherlock Holmes, you are always welcome to crack the code. To obtain further informations.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Events That Happened in the past few days...

1.0 Kent Party
Where to start? hmm... I'll think i'll start off with yesterday's Kent Party by Invitation. The venue was at Space, Asian Herritage row... Basically the event was awesome and impressive. Free Drinks, Free Cigg, Free.... erm photoshot opportunities with hot chicks. The music was fine, Well played DJ (??) + Point Blank rapping abit. Some paid dancers and.... we got to sit in a very nice spot. Besides that in the party I get to see some familliar faces which I had not seen in a while.

2 Packs of Ciggy Kent Nanotek + 2 cups of Black Label + 1 bottle (42 Below) Vodka + 2 Cups Of Jim Beam (i assume) + 2 Bottles of Tuborg. We only had to pay for the Tuborg for RM24 per person. The conclusion is this was an Imba Godlike Onzz PArty.. The only boring part is Mr. Portfolio didnt cast out this bait....

Lastly, I would like to thank Hock Shun a.k.a OctoShun, a.k.a Metamorph, a.k.a sHuN for inviting all the Bro's to this party.


2.0 Hotel WSX Room number 3669

Participants: V7, JJ
Venue: Desa Petaling near a condo under few trees
Activities: Sleep, kena kacau by phone calls & talk abit cock

Sorry my blog is too transparent now and I wont reveal the entire story unless you ask me in person.


3.0 The Internet

Was Surfing The Internet and I came across this interesting Website
http://www.marcandangel.com/2008/06/02/50-things-everyone-should-know-how-to-do/
I spend half of my day facing the computer... therefore all I can do is to learn more stuff when I run out of task to do in office.


4.0 Zouk
Tonight Heading off to Zouk, Which is my gonna be my 3rd consecutive day drinking. I just love late night sleep as the 2nd day I have to come out with creative Idea's to stay awake, or brilliant excuses to go to Hotel WSX room number 3669. Well nothing much to complain because i think yet again, todays gonna be an S-list night again... So its still worthwhile staying awake for some additional hours.

5.0 Rational and Emotional
Speaking about being rational and emotional. I promised to write bout this.
http://www.divorceinteractive.com/romantic_love.asp
Take some time and look at the link...
Well what I think is whatever you do... you need to balance both rational and emotion..
Actually am I really a rational person? I dun think so because sometimes I do emo abit and I always like to tell myself what Hsien Loong taught me... I am A machine!! Emotions are irrelevant. Think he got this idea from some terminator movie. Anyway, everybody is borned emotional... just that we have to force in some rational sense sometimes so that we dont do any foolish stuff.


6.0 Friends
I was surfing the net looking for interesting things and i came across this quote, or maybe a question.

"Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? "

Surely everyone expects someting from a friend. Say for example : kind, caring, honest.. etc etc
Well I guess if you ask this question to yourself... maybe somehow you will realise the negative side of you...I guess...

Anyway the kind of friends I want are those who have CB attitude, CB mouth, CB legs, CB hands, Hai Ngan, CB nose etc etc Basically my ideal best friend is a pure original CB Kia.. Now i finally understand why I am one as well. HAHAHA just kidding btw..

Guess thats about it.... Few days activities and thoughts cramped in 1 post.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Version 2.0

A remake of House of S-Listers. Wow, I gues I just love including the word "House" in my blog name... Guess It makes whoever who view this blog feel at home. (Just Kidding). For those who followed my almost public blog, thanks for your time reading all my old posts, well its kind of sad to abandon all the posts and the blog. I guess its time to get over with and look forward to the bright future. To those who had viewed my previous blog, Hope I had entertained your precious time and I know the posts are emotional, makes me feel embarassed, But I don't care anyway, laugh all you want mates!! I've Decided to make this blog Public for everyone to view. Once again thank you for your time.

I guess there will be alot of difference in this blog compared to the old one, I wont be including my work stuff inside here unless what happened was super-imba. But I wont leave out things that I find interesting that I read online during work. Part of my job includes reading news articles so anyway im not slacking here ok.....

By the way, as mentioned above, The "House" in my blog name was inspired by House Of Fraser because I simply love that place and name... Why not make my own House Of Fraser but name it after myself ahahaha.....

Lastly, Welcome All to my new blog, im still in the process of learning how to post picture and put a chatter box so you motherfuckers out there can spam my chatter box like L4D spamming zombies with a 600RPS Twin Gattling Gun, or Like How we spammed and destroy KDUSL's Chatterbox.

Be Happy Always, and Cheer Up, If you are reading this.

Thank you for your time, Cheers and warmest Regards,
JOEY G JAY JAY OKOCHA