Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Becareful of Toppling Television sets
Just to kill time
There was this news I read today on the star online regarding a pity little girl killed by a TV set
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/1/20/nation/5505182&sec=nation
A moment of silent for the pity sweet little girl …………
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Rest in peace n deepest condolences
Actually I’ve long heard of TV set crashing kids when I was browsing through those random facts website. I guest this really is a fact that it would happen every where around the world.
According to this site, they provide statistics of falling furniture that kill or injure kids in US:
http://www.mail.com/Article.aspx/us/0/APNews/US/20091214/U_US-Toppling-TVs?pageid=1
It doesn’t matter what type of TV set you have at home from LCD, Box TV etc.. Accidents to happen and I advise you all to Mount TV sets securely to wall or make sure it wont drop so easy from those TV tables, tidy up the wiring so that kids wont trip on it. Please don’t ignore this warning as it may happen to you someday.
But I guess the safest type of TV is………
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Projector screen TV. I guess the lightweight of the projector machine is not enough to deal severe damage to anyone =D
January Drinking Sessions
Places : Library, Chulo, Dolphin, Maison and D-Famous
Activities : Nothing Special except for Drinking...
Speaking bout drinking, there is this place called Chulo in Jaya one. This place is a perfect place to chill around with friends, especially the roof top which is very relaxing. The price of drinks is reasonable, lots of variety. Apart from drinks, they also serve food, western style I guess. I would like to recommend to all the Pizza served there, it is very D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S. Well, maybe for me =D.
Looking forward to return to Chamang waterfall this Sunday again, will upload pictures and write a review on it this time.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Welcome 2010!
Was finally a confirmed staff at my company with 0 salary increment. My company should have done it 1 month ago because my probation period was just 3 months…. But who cares, I’ll just work here for the moment as there are plenty of things to learn, just that my managers are very busy to supervise me, hahaha…….
There was 2 Karaoke sessions, 1 dolphin session 1 drinking and 1 DOTA session this month, I’ll try to keep it as short as possible because the previous post is too damn long.
1st Karaoke was with SLIM K..oops, JIM Masterim. This session was so damn gay, it was just the 2 of us… damn it!!! If it was with either any of the Slim Kim I wouldn’t mind. JKNHF MM 8B SJM.
2nd sessions was with, Lum, V7rix, SJM and Nigel. At least this session was not so gay and we had 2 sessions. 1st session was the lunch package, 2nd one was the Beer package. After that we headed off to eat steamboat at Ikano. The steamboat was so damn spicy and I keep “cirit birit” the 2nd day at work!!!!! Damn.
The Dolphin sessions was like erm………standard la. The only notable thing was General Nguyen Lee ordered 2 chivas and keep on offering Brother cups. With the help of Sergeant Eric… oopps, its Sergeant Jacky, both of them managed to drunk a shooter girl. She had like 4-5 brother cups. It was so funny when she suddenly fell on the floor next to me after finishing the final cup. That night Nguyen Lee was on form in drinking, it was like he was possessed by the liquor god.
The drinking session was at Library. We went there after a godlike dinner at pizza uno centrepoint BU. The people who attended was VB, V7rix, Pai Chan, Me and Khay. We continued our session at Library at e@curve, ordered a Macallan, drank like usual until the bottle reached half where Pai Chan started to order those killer graveyards. No joke the graveyard served in library is quite strong, after like a few cups of graveyard, we then ordered 4 Jagerbomb.
Jager Bomb:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb
http://hubpages.com/hub/How-to-Make-a-Jager-Bomb-Mixed-Drink
I’m sure many of you all know what this drink is.
Guess what?
Library got their own style of Jagerbomb.
How it looks like?
The links above??
Hell no!!!!
Their Jagerbomb is like a normal whiskey rock glass, filled with ½ glass of red bull and the shooter cup filled with jagermeister was already put inside the whiskey rock glass. If u get what I mean… you cant even drop the shit shooter in such a short cup filled with Redbull. The bartender then told us you have to hold the whiskey glass, press it together with the shooter glass inside and drink it together. We were all stonned there… then I just pour the jagermeister into the redbull and drink it since it makes no f**king difference.
The graveyard is even better than the jagermeister in Library. At least it is original, the design is cooler and most of all it managed to make V7 Drunk and he vomited.. .ahahahaha.
I guess that makes it up for 1 and ½ months blog post!!! From now on I hope I can update it weekly!
Final Month of 2009
This month is the month that I spent my most money on year 2009… well it is near towards the end of the year and it is normal for someone to do some shopping or go for vacation.
This would be a long post as I would include nearly all the events that happened from Dec 2009 till today. Hope I can recall every single event that happened so next time when I get older I can look back and see what I had been doing.
1st week of December, I guess the 1st event was the Ipoh trip, along with Sphear, Mike and Kevin… We headed off to Ipoh around 5pm or 6pm can’t remember the exact time. We followed Mike’s car and he was bragging that we could reach Ipoh in 45minutes which is kind of impossible considering the traffic of NKVE after working hours. In the end it took us like 2 hours I guess, which is the average time needed to reach Ipoh. It was just a day trip for Sphear to release stress from his work. To cut things short, the activities are as following:
1) Lepak in hotel
2) Barroom
3) Drinking session, forgot the name of the place
4) Back hotel sleep
5) Morning Dim Sum at Fu Shan. (Not bad)
Estimated damage: Disclosed =D
Few days after returning from the trip was the day for me to collect my pimp phone (iphone 3gs 32GB) I call it pimp phone because you can pimp the interior and a bit of the exterior, just like pimp my ride where mostly the interior is very pimped up. This pimp shit cost me RM2290 and a fee of RM100 a month, got an anti fingerprint screen protector (RM20) from Novacell and the salesperson helped me to install it. But come and think about it, I’m really satisfied as it really is a good phone. Few days after that I bought this casing called SGP Neo Hybrid, perhaps I will upload some pictures but not now. More than 1 month’s salary gone in just 1 week. Sucks man!!!!
Next is……. I can’t really remember what happened in mid December but good thing there is only 4 days to work most of the week. Perhaps what I’ve did was some normal pubbing in dolphin? Not too sure, should have blogged consistently. As I recall there was a clubbing session in Velvet, but nothing special but I know I’ve talked to a bunch of foreign woman which are very tall… actually I’m just short right? (To Mr. Took My pic and uploaded it with the caption 7 snow whites and 1 dwarf) LOL if u stand next to them I bet I would do the same AHAHAH. Only Mr. Self proclaimed 185CM could stand up to them.
At the final week of 2009, I had applied 4 days leaves which makes my final week a holiday, shouldn’t had applied for it if I know I need to clear my leaves before March!!!
1st was the surprise barbeque party for Bob the builder (V7). I’ll write it in a FR style, for your info FR stands for Field Report
Venue: Khay Slab
Time: 8PM till 7AM
Food:
Chicken wing, Hot Dog, WasabiMellow, snacks, nugget, watermelon, cucumber, fish, cake and best of all, BACON!!!!!!
Drinks: 1st Half: Coke, Beer, Martel / 2nd Half: 42 Below Passion Fruit + Singleton
Notable events:
1. Playing with dogs
2. V7 eating WasabiMellow
3. Mahjong
4. Drink like hell…..
5. Steeve Schlong.
6. Flasher Khay
7. GGed People
Conclusion:
The BBQ party night was a blast and successful. Thanks to Khay and his Mom for sponsoring the place and some food.
I had to work on the 26th of December, Saturday. Sad but I guess its fine as I am off for the next week. Nothing much happened during my holiday week but I remembered I woke up early everyday to reply mails for the New Year Eve Party.
We celebrated our New Year eve party at Quattro. Before heading to the club, we had a round of sakae sushi, the salmon + thousand island sause I think…. Was damn godlike!!! Total damage was around RM240 for 6 people.
This was the 1st time I’ve been to Quattro, there were around 20 of us and the place we sat was near the re-entry zone, no idea what you call those round things that look like a ball that can sit around 9 people. We had to take 2 tables to fit in all of us. That night was like a pure drinking night.. The only thing I did was drink drink and drink… thanks to the twins who entertained everyone, but they got drunk in the end. Besides drinking I think I only danced a bit near our 2nd table, that’s all. Didn’t even walk around the club kap lui or go dance floor, it is like I never been to Quattro because until now I don’t know how the interior looks like.
Shortly before the bell rung 12, we headed out to see the fireworks. We had a short video and I friendly talk to a Norwegian wishing him happy new year at the same time =D Went back in to drink the remaining 1 or 2 bottles and we lost our 2nd table as there were no more drinks left to occupy the table. After finishing everything we went to Uncle bong using Dan… opps, its Duke Highway to avoid roadblocks. At the uncle bong session, Skel Shek said some imba things which I don’t recall hearing any... After the UB session, we headed home. I guess that’s all for 2009.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
Last Week of November
Very damaging week for my Wallet, 3 days of beer nights. I dont think i can keep up with it unless my wallet is as fat as my neighbours cat who sits in the house porch yawning everytime i pass by. Friday, which was a public holiday, was the day which gave my wallet the most damage, why? 10 Hours of beering is gonna give u heavy damage... But it was good to explore a new pub which was very entertaining, Singers, Singers and Magic show.... There was also a customer who helped to entertain the show, stealing the spotlight by balancing a glass of beer on his head.. Now thats not something you see everyday.
2.0 VFM
From now on i should manage my Wallet properly... plan and analyze 1st before spending, go for things that are VFM (Value For Money). If you pay for something expensive, make sure you get the best value out of it, and fully utilize whatever you are paying for!!
3.0 Improvising
Guess I should start getting my blog G'D up so i can get more traffic to flow into my blog... its gonna be a tough job as im not a good writer....
4.0 December
2009 is gonna end soon. 1 more month to go...
December's a good month, got a couple of pubhols (Public Holidays), many sales occuring, and most of all, I've took a long week off using annual leave. Thats good news as i get to spend and enjoy the final days of 2009 and welcoming 2010.
5.0 Permanent?
Tomorrow should be my last day of probation... Hope everythings goes well and I could be a permanent staff.. should get a pay rise... YAY!
If things dont go to well.... guess it wont be to bad for me as I admit I still have many things to learn in this company.. Especially the Industry which im not so familliar with yet!
Monday, October 26, 2009
My Ride Is My Pride / Exploration, Ice Girl and Library
Getting lazier and lazier to blog, anyway im here to blog about my Ride!

Just a normal 1.5 Suzuki Swift with a different body kit. Nothing much to brag about, however! i've recently named my ride as Taylor. Reason why is because my car is a swift, if i name it Taylor, wont it be called Taylor Swift!?
I Think i gotta remove the Suzuki word and replace with a custom Taylor font! hahaha.....


Looking good in Blue!
She so beautiful with that down to earth look, just like my ride! lol J/K... So im gonna love my Ride from now on although it is slow, love it like how ppl love Taylor Swift!
2.0 Exploration, Ice Girl and Library
Aight to the next topic, I've recently went to an exploration, met someone i didnt expect to meet!!! The ice girl from my first exploration, what a co-incidence. So this exploration came to a successful conclusion.
After my exploration, went down to Library at e@curve to continue drinking with my colleague. Ordered 1/2 a pint of Tetley's Ale, the drink was nice but a bit pricey.... What surprised me was the crowd at Library, didnt expect that place to be full house! Its not to say that the drinks are cheap!!! I really wonder what attracts the crowd, could be the live band, could be the variety of beers, could be the atmosphere, but it dont matter (Using Dota-Fan-Man style to speak), because everyone goes there to chill!!!!!
Monday, October 12, 2009
PD Eagle Ranch BangWagon!
Overall Rating 6.5/10
C*bai mouth rating 10/10
Fun'ness 6/10
Beer Session 8/10
Activities 7/10
Time Spent 2/10
Food 6/10
Its a day trip after all... Limited time to play and enjoy, and most of all a good weekend to have some rest.
The first look of the resort was kind of nice, where we can see a basketball court cum futsal court, volleyball, paint-ball, swimming pool and go-kart track. Our room wasnt ready cleaning when we reach there what we did is what we usually do... lepak around chui sui-ing, cheebye mouthing, scaring ppl around etc. etc. After a while, Eric Aka. Hamtai was stung by a bee/hornet.. luckily it was not any of those insects in my previous blog post..
Our 1st activity of the day was go kart @ Extreme park, 5 minute drive away from eagle ranch . We started of with the batangs playing a free for all match for fun.. with no rankings or whatsoever. We went to our cars respectively and i was positioned last right behind Geero. It took a while for the marshal to start Geero's Slab so both of us ended up entering the track late.
Driving a go-kart was really fun, very fast and stable, but the worst part of this activity was when you are tailing behind other go-karts and the sand keeps flying in ur eyes. After we finished our 8 Laps (5 Laps actually), it was the "Chicks" turn. As usual girls tend to drive slower, except Shennie who eventualy finished 1st. Third round was for the Guys again, this time we race for ranking and facey. The winner was DW the GTI racer. He got lucky because I wore a giants helmet which keep on falling off.
After out go-kart session we went back to the resort to play volleyball, then we headed to the swimming pool to play dirty harry water polo (DW the kan hai), monkey and toss-people-into-the-swimming-pool. After that we went back to our rooms to get ourselves clean before dinner.
Our dinner was at some sea food restaurant. Overall the food was acceptable, except the "Lai Liu Ha" (Pissing Prawn) which was tasty. The amount that some of us ate was very imba, macam vacuum cleaner. This seafood dinner cost us 400, 22 per person.
After the dinner was the Beering session... cant really describe how was it like so i'll skip this part. After that we wanted to go to the beach but we werent allowed to because it was dangerous because it was too dark and there are ANJING LIARs around.
2nd day, another round of go-kart. But I was a spectator this time. After the go kart we headed towards seremban for lunch. Took us quite a while to reach there due to the election at Bagan Pinang, there were police and riot squads around the town due to the fight that occured earlier on. Once we reached seremban, we went to the Pasar to eat Beef Noodles.
Lastly, we were heading to buy the famous Seremban Siew Pao, but then our car (V7's Slab) lost the lead so we headed back to KL 1st.
Insect, Stings, Bites n a Real Man
Im starting to get lazy to blog... Dont know why… Maybe nothing special happened recently.
I read a lot of news articles everyday as part of my job is to seek opportunities. After I finish reading business news, I would go on and read other news such as politics and general news. It was that day I came across an article about a family that was attacked by a swarm of hornets. Feel sorry for them. I was curious in studying bout hornets so I randomly went to Wikipedia to look for information bout hornets.
I came across this hornet which is the largest hornet in the world. The Asian Giant Hornet aka Vespa mandarinia, aka The Japanese hornet.
I wouldn't wanna get sting by one of these.
This AGH is one of the deadliest insect according to this list:
http://listverse.com/2007/11/15/top-10-deadliest-insects/
Then later I was wondering which insect sting or bite is the most painful, and I came across this list
1.0 Sweat bee: Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.
1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet & reaching for the light switch.
1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.
2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.
2.x Honey bee and European hornet: Like a matchhead that flips off and burns on your skin.
3.0 Red harvester ant: Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.
3.0 Paper wasp: Caustic & burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.
4.0 Pepsis wasp: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath.
4.0+ Bullet ant: Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.[3]
According to the list the Bullet ant (Paraponera) has the most painful sting, some says it is as painful as a bullet shot.
Holy F**K!!!! I'll Jizz in my pants if i see one of these!!!
Some Facts (Wikipedia)
The pain caused by this insect's sting is purported to be greater than that of any other Hymenopteran, and is ranked as the most painful according to the Schmidt Sting Pain Index. It is described as causing "waves of burning, throbbing, all-consuming pain that continues unabated for up to 24 hours".It is thought that the ant has evolved this way to ward off any predators who would normally unearth them
This Makes me feel sick:
Hello Kawan!Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Nothing Special
Lets see......
Yeah PD trips Coming end of the week. Looking forward to have some 1MB4 1337 G0sumin FUN..... Hopefully nothing goes wrong =D
Was thinking of something the whole day but i just cant remember what is it.. just cant get it out my head... zzzz
Looks like i need to engage in some activities to keep my blog active =)
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Codes & Stuff
Was kind of a good day as reinforcements bullets had arrive, this time including a better material. The nearly best of metal.
Tonight is rather like an adventure, or more like and exploring trip... although recommended by friend, it still a new place to us... Its categorized under PCP.. the entire area is full of NP,PCP, MKT, DHT, KT, SKP etc. etc. wow, really hard to make a decision but we still sticked to the plan.
Research, Explore, Conquer and Diversify like he does.
It fulfills 3 of 4 C's. Prehaps we are not familliar with the place yet.
FR:
Overall : 7.5/10
Performance S: 2/10
Performance D: 8/10
Performance C: 6.5/10
So far so good, had a good 1st impression
Key Activities:
1)Small Kid Dancing Happily (Damn lan tiu lo got some one)
2)Firemen Skills
3)The Ice That kills
4)The Ultimate Belt
5)Attraction Techniques
Quotes of the day:
1)You acted crazy, just like John Bee, being so lousy, anyway its happy.
2) I saw the super split and i jizzed on my pants.
Its good to plant some DA around... as imformation n knowledge is always power.. but on top of that... Always save a trump card... the best is a donald trump type ahahaha just kidding.
Lastly, observation skill must be strong as well.
Have a nice day to all, always bring an umbrella out with you, because the weather is unpredictable.
Come come Robert Langdon or Sherlock Holmes, you are always welcome to crack the code. To obtain further informations.
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Events That Happened in the past few days...
Where to start? hmm... I'll think i'll start off with yesterday's Kent Party by Invitation. The venue was at Space, Asian Herritage row... Basically the event was awesome and impressive. Free Drinks, Free Cigg, Free.... erm photoshot opportunities with hot chicks. The music was fine, Well played DJ (??) + Point Blank rapping abit. Some paid dancers and.... we got to sit in a very nice spot. Besides that in the party I get to see some familliar faces which I had not seen in a while.
2 Packs of Ciggy Kent Nanotek + 2 cups of Black Label + 1 bottle (42 Below) Vodka + 2 Cups Of Jim Beam (i assume) + 2 Bottles of Tuborg. We only had to pay for the Tuborg for RM24 per person. The conclusion is this was an Imba Godlike Onzz PArty.. The only boring part is Mr. Portfolio didnt cast out this bait....
Lastly, I would like to thank Hock Shun a.k.a OctoShun, a.k.a Metamorph, a.k.a sHuN for inviting all the Bro's to this party.
2.0 Hotel WSX Room number 3669
Participants: V7, JJ
Venue: Desa Petaling near a condo under few trees
Activities: Sleep, kena kacau by phone calls & talk abit cock
Sorry my blog is too transparent now and I wont reveal the entire story unless you ask me in person.
3.0 The Internet
Was Surfing The Internet and I came across this interesting Website
http://www.marcandangel.com/2008/06/02/50-things-everyone-should-know-how-to-do/
I spend half of my day facing the computer... therefore all I can do is to learn more stuff when I run out of task to do in office.
4.0 Zouk
Tonight Heading off to Zouk, Which is my gonna be my 3rd consecutive day drinking. I just love late night sleep as the 2nd day I have to come out with creative Idea's to stay awake, or brilliant excuses to go to Hotel WSX room number 3669. Well nothing much to complain because i think yet again, todays gonna be an S-list night again... So its still worthwhile staying awake for some additional hours.
5.0 Rational and Emotional
Speaking about being rational and emotional. I promised to write bout this.
http://www.divorceinteractive.com/romantic_love.asp
Take some time and look at the link...
Well what I think is whatever you do... you need to balance both rational and emotion..
Actually am I really a rational person? I dun think so because sometimes I do emo abit and I always like to tell myself what Hsien Loong taught me... I am A machine!! Emotions are irrelevant. Think he got this idea from some terminator movie. Anyway, everybody is borned emotional... just that we have to force in some rational sense sometimes so that we dont do any foolish stuff.
6.0 Friends
I was surfing the net looking for interesting things and i came across this quote, or maybe a question.
"Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend? "
Surely everyone expects someting from a friend. Say for example : kind, caring, honest.. etc etc
Well I guess if you ask this question to yourself... maybe somehow you will realise the negative side of you...I guess...
Anyway the kind of friends I want are those who have CB attitude, CB mouth, CB legs, CB hands, Hai Ngan, CB nose etc etc Basically my ideal best friend is a pure original CB Kia.. Now i finally understand why I am one as well. HAHAHA just kidding btw..
Guess thats about it.... Few days activities and thoughts cramped in 1 post.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Version 2.0
I guess there will be alot of difference in this blog compared to the old one, I wont be including my work stuff inside here unless what happened was super-imba. But I wont leave out things that I find interesting that I read online during work. Part of my job includes reading news articles so anyway im not slacking here ok.....
By the way, as mentioned above, The "House" in my blog name was inspired by House Of Fraser because I simply love that place and name... Why not make my own House Of Fraser but name it after myself ahahaha.....
Lastly, Welcome All to my new blog, im still in the process of learning how to post picture and put a chatter box so you motherfuckers out there can spam my chatter box like L4D spamming zombies with a 600RPS Twin Gattling Gun, or Like How we spammed and destroy KDUSL's Chatterbox.
Be Happy Always, and Cheer Up, If you are reading this.
Thank you for your time, Cheers and warmest Regards,
JOEY G JAY JAY OKOCHA

